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Posted by Starvio Steves on November 4, 2015 at 9:00 AM Comments comments (0)

YYYYYYELLO!

HAHAHAHA

WRONGGGG NUMBER

PLEASE TRY AGAIN


Greetings in the name of poke!

Nanoo-nanoo!!

Moo Goo Gai Boo-Boo!

Juicy Jujubes!

Jamboree!

Hun-Ya-Ho-Hwah!

MOO!

JUICE!

OH MY SNAP!

BEENIE WEENIE FROM VAN CAMP!

Great Na na nee na noo noo

Juicy Juice and a can of jamboree!

Too Much, Too Soon!

#HighHopesLowExpectations

M.O.M., My Mommas!

M.O.M. Moment!

M.O.M.ENT

Shear Amazement Crossed My Face as the Entire [         ] was  [        ]

I WILL DEVOUR THESE GUMMIES!!!!

DOUBLE CHEST TAP PEACE SIGN! (Lip suck)


JUST SOME OF THE SAYINGS YOU'VE ALL MISSED!

So, I haven't updated the 'ol siteo in ages, this place looks like stonehenge but from my mind, XD

SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED LIKE

OH MY GOSH

I CAN'T EVEN XD

It would take me hours to get to it all and I'd still forget some of it!

But a quick update, I've gone through a few relationships, but finally found a girl that I really love ( Although I love everybody but you know what I mean XDDD) that seems to really love me, and her name is Shavauna. She's. Wow. I could go on and on about her. My BaBY ♥.♥

I really. Really like her. A lot.

Of course, I TOLD HER I would call her tonight, then I put it off until 2:30 AM my time, then I didn't do it. At all.

AT ALL.

SHE'S GONNA BE SO TICKED.

I'll probably flip out so bad after a bit she can't stay mad any longer tho... XD

And why? Because I was doing a song, having a brain rush of musicality, not wanting to lose what my head was coming up with?

Lame excuse. Really lame...

I KNEW what I was supposed to do and I didn't do it. And now I'm putting off texting her because I don't wanna "feel the wrath", so to speak. Heh. Yeah, sometimes? I'm lame. I have this girl that loves me more than anything in the universe and I still find ways to screw stuff up and make her disappointed, upset, whatever. I know I'm a great boyfriend but. Some times I feel like I'm just like every other Jerk in the world... And I don't even know how it always happens..


ANYWAY!

Enough about this.

So, in other current news:

I have changed a bunch, mostly in the way that I look but also I am 17 and TURNING 18 IN 7 DAYS WHAT so "Maturity" is just around the corner... kind of XD


I'm supposed to be studying for the GED to graduate highschool by the end of this year, but progress... doesn't feel too pretty atm.


I've been up all night, if you haven't already construed that somehow, and I am very tired XD.


ALL THREE OF MY OTHER WEBSITES HAVE BEEN FROZEN!

I have no clue why. As I said in my E-mail to webs, "I'm a little confused, a little scared, and a little upset."

Thankfully, they left this one alone, for whatever reason. I DREAD getting the reply that says "you had too many infrequently updated free websites" or "We have changed our terms of service and you can no longer have more than one free website at a time" or the like. I can't imagine what else they could be up in the air about honestly. Maybe a minor Copyright infringement? Who knows.

I just hope they tell me what I can do to get my websites back (and that it doesn't involve money XDD)!


Also, I haven't updated the site in FREAKIN AGESSSSSSSSSSSSS

SO I MIGHT do some of that! I might even see if I can get a few more writings of mine up, and check out my old writings that I haven't touched in ages. DON'T LET ME FORGET, NON-EXISTANT WEBSITE FOLLOWER PEOPLE!!!!

I'm also CRAZY INTERESTED in checking out my old Voice MailBox again!! XD THOSE WERE SO FUNNY ASKWFLJLDGGH I GOTTA SHOW THEM TO BABE AND FRIENDS HAHSHAHFKLDFHAL

Hopefully the next update will be a bit more humorous, AND include the updates/changes I am making to the site.

Dang, I need to get stuff together XD. I have so much scattered info haha. I need to go to the upstairs computer and get some stuff off there, check out my flash drives/ the extra hard drive again, and update and get my Journal off of Lexi (The IBM ThinkPad from the Thift Store).

IF YOU LET ME FORGET I WILL FIND YOU, YOU WHEEN!!!!!!

Not to mention I should upload some more photos! Too bad there's a limit and all on these free sites. I HAVE SO MANY PICS ON INSTAGRAM OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW ME I LIVE ON INSTAGRAM NOW LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.


@staaviinsz, people.


I'm also thinking about getting back with my Twitter account which is currently PREHISTORIC! Maybe even using it as an outlet to promote the music I create ("Music" XD *cris*)!

This site is so old that I'm hesitant to change anything because it's like changing a window into the past XD. Like why change it, It's literally ME in 2011 incarnate in a website. If I change it, I risk losing some memories and forgetting what it (or I) used to be like.

But I guess most of the important things are in the blog, really, and I won't be deleting posts, believe me. Let's hope Webs doesn't decide I have too many posts and FREEZE all but one of my blog posts! *ded lauffin*

Dang tho, I could actually make this into an active blog! DANG THAT'S A GOOD IDEA

I wonder if I can share Instagram things here and stuff.

SO MANY QUESTIONS, SO LITTLE SPACE

Some things I could blog about:

My girlfriend

My music/guitar/keyboard/keyboard drums/RARE AND REALLY LAME VOCALS

If I start gaming again, or go back to Prog Archives or AB forums

My photography/Instagram

Stupid stuff (Inevitably)

God, Style, Life, Clothes.

My writing(s)

My youth Group

And I could start having a podcast! :D I could have a music section, then have one of my songs, then have a talk section, and I think I know somebody who would be interested (Julia XD)! I would probably read some of the things I've written in weird voices and stuff XDD hahahahaha


COMING SOON (we hold out hope in the face of utter despair):


ACTIVE BLOG OF STAAVIINSZ (and all the world cried with doubt) *Tears of doubt fall*


MENTALLY PREPARE THYSELVES SO AS TO TAKE CARE THEE WILL NOT FALTER IN ABSURDITY WHILST READING SERIOUS POSTS AND HOLD THYSELF BRACED AS THEE GO INTO THE DARK DUNGEONS OF THE DEPTHS OF THE SILLY.

Too bad I'm not dramatic.

OH MY GOSH, I'M NOT DRAMATIC, I'M DYING, HALP, AGh, OH, OH DEAr, PAIN, DYING SOUNDS, HALP, PWEASE

^^ *ded lauffin* XD


Poke out, My Mommas!

Slice N' DICE!

You know it ain't nice!

Sleaz poke like it's worth the mice!

xoxo

M-O- WEM! MO CHANGES!!

Posted by Starvio Steves on April 17, 2013 at 8:00 PM Comments comments (0)

Hello again, Knuttos. A few changes have been made to the site. As per previous updates, Please feel free to share your comments below.

1. Some of the "Buttons" have changed color all-round to Blue, and the top navigation links appear to change to that color after clicking them as well.

2. Perhaps some of the focus of the site has changed, Kittens always being first, Star Wars Cards being Second. 

3. I have several things I need to make into Podcasts. As that's gonna take a while, you probably won't be seeing those for a long time... Unless I toil away until 6:45 AM tonight.

4. The background has changed SW cards. Now it's Darth Maul!

5. I changed the top-of-page element of Fire to Water. Looks nice, don't you poke? Think. It's all the same.

6. I actually posted something!

7. In the Links page, you'll find my other website, The Clone Troopa' ProJeca, at which you can view all of my Action Figure photos!

8.I updated the home page to reflect this; aka it no longer says "Site is worthless until further notice"

And now the madatory comments on my behalf:

Thekken Wan-To-Tree Says:

NOOOOO!!! I didn't WANT IT. WHY DID IT HAVE TO HAPPEN?!? WHEEN YOU ALL! WHEEN YOUUUUUUUU!!!!1!

Commander Slice Says:

Yep.

He Slicin Says:

Oh Lucky! When I poked my Momma's nose, I had no idea THIS would happen. Oh man, I've gotta stop POKIN'!

Word to the wise: Never start Pokin'! It Addictin'!

Sleaz-Poking Momma Says:

Ain't No Joke; This site is a HOKE!(ZX)

Ultimo Poker:

Here we go again people. StaaViinsZ has not only ONCE AGAIN altered his site beyond recognition, but has actually POSTED SOMETHING!

This site is WORTHLESS! If this nut can't keep himself from updating his site, he should Stab his computer screen with a Stilletto 14 times.

Worse still, he's (Once Again) Mocked us all by including his FAKE COMMENTS in his post, as if we were actually commenting, of which I am one!! Even more certainly, If I were real, I am almost certain that my name would not be "Ultimo Poker".

Now, since I am a creation of him, I can't really say. In fact I'm not even real. But that's not the point. The point is, I just won't believe it.

I just can't believe this. I will never visit this site again. CRAP YOU!

Known Only As The Nut Says:

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I LOVE IT!! Awesome changes, Dude. [Thumbs Up]. TROLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! This site is crap.


The Momma Of Dem' ALL Says:

I'm the momma of DEM ALL, and on behalf of DEM ALL, I Say: That's DUMB YA'LL!


Time2Slice Says:

Juice2Yo Noose Says:

Oh MOMMA! The changes are MIND BOGGLING!! Seriously man, it looks like you poked somebody and said it was new.

This site is the same it had always been, and that's the reason I'm cutting my membership off NOW. I hate it when people say they make changes but then they are worthless drops in the slime buckket. Never bother me again with this garbage. Call me next time you see a shaved cat. Now that's good stuff.

Poke I say! (In Lightly British Accent)

Posted by Starvio Steves on April 10, 2013 at 4:40 PM Comments comments (0)

I Say! Good Camp! Good VAN CAMP! Huh, yes...

StaaViinsZ is back, with more Van Campery than ever before! 

I know you all were getting used to staring at my site without updates, and you probably grew at peace with it.

WELL, IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE, BUCKO!!!!!

I am considering upload all of my photos, (YAY) Which include:

KITTENS!

CATS!

DOGS!

ME!

MY FAMILY!

MY FRIENDS WHICH LIVE WITH ME WHICH ARE REALLY MORE LIKE MY OTHER FAMILY!

And RANDOM ELEMENTS, I.E. Cars, Trees, Various Pictures, and even Close-Ups of Grass!

I've been getting into DOS games recently, and I recently found a cool site called www.pixelships.com .

It's pretty cool, and they have a Ancient Dos Games series of videos that is really good.

If you're into DOS games, there's all sorts of Gold Mines for you all across the Internet. Abandonware, is a bit questionable, but other things, like originally commercial/shareware distribution games have gone into FREEWARE!! One of these includes "One Must Fall 2097"

Some other cool DOS games I have discovered: (with the help of the internet/ various sites, etc.)

Duke Nukem 1 & 2(Well, and 3D, but's that not the best)

Raptor: Call of the Shadows

Pickle Wars

Pac PC

MS Pac PC

CyberSphere

Star Wars: Rebel Assualt

and many others!

You can download some of these at places like www.dosgames.com , www.dosgamesarchive.com, or many other sites, which you can find by searching for DOS games or the like in google!

Also, new sayings, as always, have developed, such as

"I Say! Van Camp!" (In British accent)

"Good Camp!"

"Good CRAMP CRAMP CRAMP!"

"Poke My Momma"

"Time to Sliiiiice" (In very high oriental accent)

"AIn't no Joke, I been poked. You Know That's No Joke For My Nosk!"

along with others. I'm considering upload my writings, but am a bit wary of it.

plus this is a free site, some maybe all the uploads should go to another site...

WE'LL SEE! I'm about to look into posting the photos now... 

 

And So...

Posted by Starvio Steves on June 11, 2012 at 3:05 AM Comments comments (0)

In case you haven't noticed, (????) i have made a few changes to the site recently. With the addition of the New Webs Site Builder3, it was possible to somewhat further customize the home page etc... So I DID!-- Complaints, POST THEM HERE(as a comment of course) or click the CONTACT US BUTTON. That's what it's there for. I'm really not in the mood tonight to do this as you may be able to tell... sooner or later a will be enthusiastly bringing you your next comedy posting-- but not right now. i added a few photos to the top banner, a new headline intro to the site, a slideshow on the home page, and a picture & some links to some other pages around the site. PLEASE! FEEL FREE! EXPLORE! i'll talk to you later.. just not in the mood to work on websites right now LOL. CYA- StaaViinsZ 

OH MY SNAP. --ING DEAR CRAP.

Posted by Starvio Steves on May 24, 2012 at 1:40 AM Comments comments (0)

Hello Nuts! CRAPP YOU ALL!!! you obviously are wondering WHY i had to say that. well, to quote a phrase... "A wise Man Crapps All Who listens to him on his blog, With two P's, Before continuing on to his Vain attempts at Humor" Yes, Very Wise, Very wise INDEED. VERY CRAPPED INDEED. Just incase he was listning. Anyway, Crappa' Ste' Loggin' On, Telling you this: THE SQEEGEE HAS RISEN! The SQEEGEE HAD BECOME ALIVE! LIVING! SNAPPING! LUCKY-BEANING-MAMA-SQEEGEE-ING ok, well, not really lucky-beaning mama-sqeegee-ing, but still the point is, THE SQEEGEE IS ALIVE NUT! THE SQEEGEE IS ALIVE. and, to any of you actually following this blog(Currently i belive consisting of ME , ME, YOU, ME, And hmm.. let me think.. M-E.) Anyway, as you may know if you were following(IF ONLY IF), the Frappacieno, or "frappa' Cino'" as some may know him, has been in control yet respectfully dormant on this site. HOWEVER, a "LIVING SQEEGEE" so to speak, has TAKEN OVER THE ERROREOUS RAIN OF THE Frappa' CINO'!! of course, only to place us in another TORCHEROUS RAIN OF SQEEGEE-in' TYRANNY!! if you notce anything such as pics of sqeegees randomly appearing on the site, you'll know it's the "LivingSqeeGee's" Hack Crew. See Ya For NOW!!- 22 snappereas In a Basket; With about 14 of 'em fallin' out-- StaaViinsZ

JK2 Activity & Frigu

Posted by Starvio Steves on May 6, 2012 at 12:15 AM Comments comments (0)

HI! This is Staaviins, or ***BITF***StaaviinsZ[L3] as the JK2 "family" knows me... then again, as the JK2 Family "wishes they didn't know me" because i am so lame at JK2. anyway, i am now playing Jedi Knight 2 Jedi Outcast Multi-Player, and am in the clan BITF(Blood In The Fire)Previously Known as RO(for Romanian, which i am not). The leader is Frigu, and i play the game in the 1.02 version, NOT the 1.03 OR 1.04 Versions! Lame! i wil post more photos for Frigu to look at and download if he wishes, and anyone who visits may also look at and download them. Email me at [email protected] or buy JK2 to talk to me!

WHY!? WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN?! WHY?!?

Posted by Starvio Steves on January 20, 2012 at 10:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Attention! this is the "frappa-Cino"!

i have taken over the website, and have officially changed it's name to frappachino Galaxy! officially, that is. i may have skills in hacking into starvio's website, but ONLY his site, not his site builder page. hope you guys enjoy the latest step to world domination of smoothies by the frappa-cino!

as obi-wan would say,"you've taken your first step into a frapper world" or wait... maybe that was.. ah, whatever.

anyway, stand for nothing less than milk, creme, and COFFEE-- Frappachino "frappa-Cino" Frapp

P.S. oh, and OBLITERATE ALL SMOOTHIES TOO!!!!

WHO CARES ABOUT THE FREAKIN' TITLE ALREADY!!!

Posted by Starvio Steves on January 20, 2012 at 12:35 AM Comments comments (0)

Snapify! Bean Me, MAMMA MIA JUICY! what's happenin'?

It's nice to see your still following(...) that is, it WOULD be nice IF you were EVER following, anyway--

well, uh, i'd like to request some website name suggestions, Hmm?

what's that?

Gitten Kalaxy? Web of Kittens? Spider-Cat? Staaviinszz's Snappea Crisp of kittens?

The suggestions get more and more rediculous as they go along.(StukiVini's GoobGleeb of Glab, anyone?)

also, we have recently switched to time warner cable, and our renters are having trouble connecting to the wireless.

and now... for the FIRST TIME IN HISTORY-- WE GO LIVE to YOU!

We ask YOU to tell us what YOUR doing! well, go on, COMMENT ALREADY!

______________________________________________________________

Stire Revire Says:

Nothin'

Seevin Quoken Says:

nothing.

EEG U-IT HAURG says:

well, let me think about it... hmm. uh, let me think... NOTHING!

Xistio Xiqiop Says:

What kinda CRAP is this, anyway? askin' me what i'm doin'!  HA! as if i'd be STUPID enough to tell you so you can SPAM me! HA!

Kikkin Liyitikkeen says:

well, i'm OBVIOUSLY TYPING, DUH!

Creet Caxxan Says:

umm... well, let me think about this, uh, i can't seem to think of it...

Creet Caxxan Says:

I've Got it! Nothing!

Reebeg Teeteg Says:

what, uh, what was the question again?

JOOHAHN JOHAHN Says:

well, i'm pretty sure what i was about to do was get off this CRAP site and find something better than this CRAP!

'Lil JOOHAHN JOHAHN Says:

What the hay! this is Crap! Crap this, i'm gonna go explore the site map of the Puma socks website!

Veaw VeioPit Says:

yes, i got Last comment! at least, i think this is the last comment. well... yeah, this is probably where it ends umm, well, i guess this is it. i guess i should end this comment here. um, well, yeah,.. anyway Last comment! yay! umm, well, yeah. see ya.

Miop Miok MI-IK Says:

WHAT- THE- CRAP-WAS-THAT!?!?!??!!!

Starvio, Under Frappa-cino for Website Additions

Posted by Starvio Steves on November 16, 2011 at 10:10 PM Comments comments (0)

Hi, as you know, the "Frappa-Cino" has taken over my website again, and, i am currently working under minimum "Website Kingdom Wage" on "His Website"

I find this Hilarious.

Anyway, the new additions are as follows: a guestbook for signing, please sign if you visit, a NEW PODCAST featuring the "Frappa-Cino", and an FAQ portion currently under construction.

the new PODCAST featuring the "Frappa-Cino" will be on in just a little while, while the guestbook portion will remain relatively unactive, with the only visitor being ME, but, you may visit and sign if you wish, Please, DO.

the FAQ portion will feature some frequently asked questions that may come up while Reading my blog, listning to my podcasts, or hacking my VoiceMailBox(don't ask)

 welp it's off to audacitity and MultiQuence for putting together the podcast!

Frapped, Staaviins Z,

FaithFul Worker Under His MCCness, Frappa-Cino(Not)


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