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Frappa-Cino here, it' time for PAYBACK!

Posted by Starvio Steves on November 16, 2011 at 9:55 PM Comments comments (0)

starvio has had control of the site for a while now, and now, it's time for the infamous ruler to COME BACK!! WELCOME HOME FRAPPACINO!!!!

With new found temporary peace on the website, I have decided to incorporate NEW ADDITIONS to the WEBSITE, to ensure trust in the might king of milk, coffee, and cream(AKA Your MCCness)

Starvio will be allowed a small post every so often, to show my mercy as surpreme ruler, and, under minimum website kingdom wage, will begin doing all work of bringing the afformentioned NEW PORTIONS to the website. but in the meantime, enjoy my NEW PODCAST,(also put together by starvio under minimum kingdom wage)featuring ME on the first message, and a few others by Starvio! coming up in just a minute, Stay Tuned, you don't wanna get your pitch off!--Sincerely, His MCCness, Frappa-Cino 

 

oh, you are kiddin' me...

Posted by Starvio Steves on October 29, 2011 at 7:05 AM Comments comments (0)

the frappa-cino is back! this saturday! join us for this monotonous event sponsored by the AIWWSWJ (American "I'm With Walnut" Society of Whack Jobs)

(a-ouuu- Swudge)

WHAT?!? I HATE IT!!

Posted by Starvio Steves on October 29, 2011 at 6:40 AM Comments comments (0)

well, folks, i thoguht the old website needed a little revamp, so i thought i'd find a new template in the webs site builder! here it is! the NEW ME! or should i say, website me... hmm... WHATEVER, anyway, hope you all like it, it's a jump, or rather, a leap, into space. (litterally) i thought about another one, but i decided on this one, with a space theme(hence the name, kitten galaxy)

I thought this was a good fit for a website with "galaxy" in the name.

Tommorrow i may be getting chicken inveders 4:ultimate omelette, we'll see.

well, it's gettin' alful lete, so i 's bests bes gettin' ta' beds!(i think)

See ya nuts!

comsumer responses:

,Matthew K: change it back!! change it back!

Anaheim J: hmm. who cares. wasn't following anyway.

Geen Dohone: ooh, YES, YES, I SEE! I SEE!

Georgia S: every good website i ever love ALWAYS CHANGES! i'm takin' my membership off of webs, and Kitten galaxy!!

Xanther Q: and this website just got worse than the crap it already was.

Jokken JibBeroo: Ok. this is different.

David G: Huh?

Feen Swaka-Haren: I no like. My cat no like. my dog no like... ME NO LIKE! ME NO MEMBESHIP!!!

Note: This is what happens when you have nobody following you. You know what's funny? Nobody will probably ever read this.

--yours eating a snappea crisp, STAAVIINS Z- CEO of STAAVIINS Z inc., a subsiderary of S.T.E. Corp.

WhaZat?!?

Posted by Starvio Steves on October 27, 2011 at 7:10 AM Comments comments (0)

great nana-nee-noo! i'm back!

i'd like to start this off with a few words of wisdom.

"To start this section off, I'll begin with the facts"-taken from Staaviinsz's Ammo recommendations, suggestions, and downright orders, a book currently in the making by Starvio.

as previously meantioned, here are the facts:

(this space intentionally left blank)

i'm sorry, there are currently no facts avalable right now, please hold.

Do-do-do-de-da-doodala

hello? hello? facts? hello?

beep beep beep beep beep beep -click!-

this concludes our review of the facts.

and now on to the Real stuff.

well, i haven't updated this in a while(my web stats no longer seemed to realize i had already registered)

and i guess you've been wondering what i've been up to, or down to, or left, right, 15 degree diaganal slant to, the point being let's continue before i come up with another one. oh, wait! i've!-- oh, yeah...

Anyway, let's continue!  i'll update you on what's new.

well, now i have my own personal e-mail address, [email protected] , along with my other e-mail addresses [email protected] , [email protected]

, and [email protected]

please, email me at any of these addresses, although your message may not be recieved until 2013 if you email to any of them except for the first one,([email protected]) in which case your message will be recieved promptly.

i plan on getting another email address at google soon.

welp, next up is the frappest, the crappest, the oh-so-Fracrappest BOOKS!

i have written several books/novels/pamphlets/small things that imitate books but aren't nearly big enough. one reached 217 paragraphs, i believe. i am currently working on one that appears to be going along faster than most, perhaps because of my usage of a different font.

maybe someday they'll get published... someday... someday... some--

sorry drifted there for a moment... anyway, back to the update!

i also have a voicemail from simplevoicebox services, COMPLETELY FREE! cool, huh?

call 641-715-3900 and enter 446789# to leave me a message!

MONDO COOLNESS,DUDE!

if i do say so myself. anyway, recently, my friend jeff gave me a bunch of jeans and some other pants that fit me loosely, so, for pretty much the first time, i needed a belt.

so, at marshall's tonight we got a belt, and i''ll be wearing it quite often with my new collection of pants! thank you jeff!

and last, but not least, my birthday, nov. 11, coming up in fifteen days! WOO-HOO!

well, little snappea-crisps, the last thing i have to say is my new discovery: that dart gun(a certain type) shoot pens, and markers, and have been reaping the benefits of being able to fire a papermate Sharpie Intro marker at my foe.

thank you for joining me on this ed. of Staaviins Wired,

we'll see ya next time... (fade out with cool music)

Oh My Good Crap.

Posted by Starvio Steves on October 27, 2011 at 6:35 AM Comments comments (0)

hello nuts! what crappin'?  i've gotta take a bath now, but, if you ca manage to hold on to your seats for just a couple more minutes, we'll be right back.

well, hello there!

Posted by Starvio Steves on August 26, 2011 at 4:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Well, hello there! it's nice to see you all 'gan an' everything but, i was wondering just what ya'll were doin' here? of course, more importantly i guess you'd be a wonderin' why i see too be talkin' like sheriff andy taylor?

well, i guess you all should know that i've taken up a fondness to the show, a real fondness, and i've decided today was the day i converted into mayberry's finest, and join the force as sherriff, seein' as how andy left aftar eight years an' all.

now joinin' the force with me'll be my cat betty, my cat jet, and my cat jetter.

i'm confident that they'll serve as competent deputys of the law.

of course meanwhile i'll just be pokin there noseys (does a little smile- half laugh) (crowd laughs) and joinin' me'll be my no. 1 deputy Lakey fife( a close reletive of barney)  and i'll be changin' my name to sherriff Stevie Taylor? Whadaya think?

Froppen!

Posted by Starvio Steves on July 17, 2011 at 12:22 AM Comments comments (0)

Froppen!( Fro-Pen)

that's my latest saying.

i haven't updated this in a while, so i'll give you some updates.

well, my dream has come true, they added star trek to netflix instant, so i've been watching that.

i just got a new phone, AND answering machine. (micro-cassete)

although i wouldn't exactly call it new since it has a foot and a half long anntena on the phone, and about 25 inches worth on the base!

i thought this was cool, so i bought it from the trift store for under a buck. ($1.91, half off)

my latest nick-name is staaviinsonikanivenko-koninskie

i'll post some of my messages to here as a few podcasts.

i found my cd of jasc paint shop pro from 2000.

and i went to my cousins wedding.

i think one of my relatives looked at my website, so i'll check facebook.

i've got an e-mail at [email protected] now.

 and now let me go check facebook.

 

i'll see ya later!

--Staaviinsonikanivenko-konenskie

hi, my name is staaviinsonikanivenko-konenskie.

but you can just call me staaviinsonikanivenko.

 

 

the frappacino is back! we fought him off, but now, he's back!!!

Posted by Starvio Steves on June 14, 2011 at 3:48 PM Comments comments (0)

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Posted by Starvio Steves on May 25, 2011 at 2:03 AM Comments comments (0)

we will be starting a "localized" spy effort.(non-exsistant would be more like it)

please, share your findings(please, don't list their every movement 'he walks left, then right, then left again, right, left, right, left--he seems to be pacing!' but, if you wish, you may list on the comments the "just" of it)

today's spy mission: tracking: pick a person you know and follow them(in covert fashion, please, refrain from yellow hoodies, purple shirts, and lime green cars.) track their every movement, from a distance, if nessesary.

one may go about this in a manner such as: person leaving your house--"okay, i'm going to the store, do YOU want to come?" 

 "no.", you say.

"I'll stay."

SLAM! person leaves for grocery store.

now, after they've left, get a camera( if you have one) make sure it's got full power, and a signifigant amout of pictures, and a no flash setting. make sure to turn off all sound such as the sound it makes when you take a picture, and when you turn it on. take at least one picture at every location, and, if at grocery store, make sure you have some un-familiar cloths, so maybe you can walk by and snap a picture of the grocery basket, and "magically" have a list of what he got. this is not nessecary, but, if you can, take someone with you, that way, they can snap a picture of you in a dark suit, and the person unsupectingly being targeted.

if possible, take pictures of them checking out, which could help you know what they got and have the "magical" list. make sure you get home either before they do, or after they do,and, if after, make sure you don't end up tailing them and getting caught.

if you get home before, for a little bit act as you simply never left, if you get home after, just say "oh, we made a little trip"(an easy way to get home before is to skip the pictures at the check out)

but, when you meet with the person, say "I have a prediction of what you got" and show them.

when they say "how'd you do that?!?"

say "here, look at this picture"  "that's you, and that's me"

their likely reaction will be "man are you sneaky!"

this prochedure is for a grocery store trip, and a person you know.

 personally, i would think it was kinda cool if note showed up on my door saying what i got at a grocery store, but, unfortunately, other people, don't think the same.

CAUTION!:  it is NECCESARY that you do this on someone YOU KNOW and are close enough to that they will not mind. I PERSONNALLY would NOT DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS IF I DID NOT KNOW THE PERSON CLOSELY! REMEMBER: I AM CRAZY, THIS IS JUST A JOKE; UNLESS IT IS A CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER, DO NOT DO THIS, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!

any way, now that's done, let's get on to a,LESS serious topic.

Here's my dad's NEW internet radio station:

www.cprogpositivity.com8)

oh nanno! it's the frappa-cino!

Posted by Starvio Steves on May 4, 2011 at 3:14 AM Comments comments (0)

hello, this is the frapuccino, or, as i prefer, 'Frappa-cino".

i have taken over this website's blog, and, as a result, i will be posting here, instead of Staaviins.

today, the coffee got grounded, and was never heard from again.

the milk jug lost some milk, some of which went into making me.

and, The Starvio was NOT sighted at starbucks.

i will soon take over the rest of this website, and will efficieantly destroy the WORLD OF SMOOTHIES!!!!

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this is staaavin sz1... run !!>\`! fOR fYfds kg LIFE!!!! RUAFSJFV  RUN!!!!!!!!

SMACK!!!!! ugh....

anyway, i will be departing now, thank you.


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