|Posted by Starvio Steves on May 25, 2011 at 2:03 AM|
we will be starting a "localized" spy effort.(non-exsistant would be more like it)
please, share your findings(please, don't list their every movement 'he walks left, then right, then left again, right, left, right, left--he seems to be pacing!' but, if you wish, you may list on the comments the "just" of it)
today's spy mission: tracking: pick a person you know and follow them(in covert fashion, please, refrain from yellow hoodies, purple shirts, and lime green cars.) track their every movement, from a distance, if nessesary.
one may go about this in a manner such as: person leaving your house--"okay, i'm going to the store, do YOU want to come?"
"no.", you say.
SLAM! person leaves for grocery store.
now, after they've left, get a camera( if you have one) make sure it's got full power, and a signifigant amout of pictures, and a no flash setting. make sure to turn off all sound such as the sound it makes when you take a picture, and when you turn it on. take at least one picture at every location, and, if at grocery store, make sure you have some un-familiar cloths, so maybe you can walk by and snap a picture of the grocery basket, and "magically" have a list of what he got. this is not nessecary, but, if you can, take someone with you, that way, they can snap a picture of you in a dark suit, and the person unsupectingly being targeted.
if possible, take pictures of them checking out, which could help you know what they got and have the "magical" list. make sure you get home either before they do, or after they do,and, if after, make sure you don't end up tailing them and getting caught.
if you get home before, for a little bit act as you simply never left, if you get home after, just say "oh, we made a little trip"(an easy way to get home before is to skip the pictures at the check out)
but, when you meet with the person, say "I have a prediction of what you got" and show them.
when they say "how'd you do that?!?"
say "here, look at this picture" "that's you, and that's me"
their likely reaction will be "man are you sneaky!"
this prochedure is for a grocery store trip, and a person you know.
personally, i would think it was kinda cool if note showed up on my door saying what i got at a grocery store, but, unfortunately, other people, don't think the same.
CAUTION!: it is NECCESARY that you do this on someone YOU KNOW and are close enough to that they will not mind. I PERSONNALLY would NOT DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS IF I DID NOT KNOW THE PERSON CLOSELY! REMEMBER: I AM CRAZY, THIS IS JUST A JOKE; UNLESS IT IS A CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER, DO NOT DO THIS, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!
any way, now that's done, let's get on to a,LESS serious topic.
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